Monday 28 January 2008

Prologue:

It is the Galactic Ultrayear 5318.008, and the Empress Nipplonia, tyrannical ruler and archdominatrix of Vagina Prime, rules the cosmos with a pummeling fist of solid iron.  Her fleet of warships, led by her own personal attack cruiser, the Brownstar Destroyer, cut a swathe of murder, pillage, torture and bestial rape throughout the civilised universes.  They bring with them new and terrible weapons to enslave all high-7-or-over 18-30 year olds to some deviant end, developed by the maniacal transexual genius Doktor Guntherina von Flangenfeltzscher.  

Only a few pockets of resistance remain, yet all unite in support of the heroically-dashing and scantily-clad... 

CAPTAIN SEXULA!

In hir spaceship, the SSS Whortilus, Captain Sexula and hir crew lead the resistance against Nipplonia's empire, seeking to free the enslaved consenting young adults, troubled not by the risk of death or sexual enslavement!

Now, read on...